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Today’s Quote

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

– Henny Youngman

Previous Quotes

September 1, 2020

I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.

– G.M. Trevelyan

September 2, 2020

A stumble may prevent a fall.

– English proverb

September 3, 2020

The trouble with us in America isn’t that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.

– Louis Kronenberger

September 4, 2020

The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.

– Samuel Butler

September 5, 2020

Pessimism is as American as apple pie --- frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

– George F. Will

September 6, 2020

A photograph gives relief to the banished and absent lover.

– James Iredell

September 7, 2020

Find something you love to do, and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

– Harvey Mackay

September 8, 2020

There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry... Yesterday and Tomorrow.

– Robert Jones Burdette

September 9, 2020

Will localizes us; thought universalizes us.

– Henri-Frédéric Amiel

September 10, 2020

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.

– Arnold Palmer

September 11, 2020

When Americans lend a hand to one another, nothing is impossible. We’re not about what happened on 9/11. We’re about what happened on 9/12.

– Jeff Parness, founder of New York Says Thank You

September 12, 2020

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.

– Nancie J. Carmody

September 13, 2020

Every day you either see a scar or courage. Where you dwell will define your struggle.

– Dodinsky

September 14, 2020

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner.

– Robert Herjavec

September 15, 2020

Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.


September 16, 2020

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.

– Jason Love

September 17, 2020

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

– Mason Cooley

September 18, 2020

The purpose of life is not to be happy --- but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all.

– Leo Rosten

September 19, 2020

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

– Herbert Asquith

September 20, 2020

How reluctantly the mind consents to reality!

– Norman Douglas

September 21, 2020

Silent pictures show us how we lived and what our attitudes were. And as an art form, they can be wonderfully entertaining and often inspirational.

– Kevin Brownlow

September 22, 2020

Autumn leaves don't fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar.


September 23, 2020

Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.

– Anatole France

September 24, 2020

If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends --- you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.

– Alice Duer Miller

September 25, 2020

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

– Henny Youngman