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Today’s Quote

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

– Henny Youngman

Previous Quotes

September 1, 2020

I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.

– G.M. Trevelyan

September 2, 2020

A stumble may prevent a fall.

– English proverb

September 3, 2020

The trouble with us in America isn’t that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.

– Louis Kronenberger

September 4, 2020

The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.

– Samuel Butler

September 5, 2020

Pessimism is as American as apple pie --- frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

– George F. Will

September 6, 2020

A photograph gives relief to the banished and absent lover.

– James Iredell

September 7, 2020

Find something you love to do, and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

– Harvey Mackay

September 8, 2020

There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry... Yesterday and Tomorrow.

– Robert Jones Burdette

September 9, 2020

Will localizes us; thought universalizes us.

– Henri-Frédéric Amiel

September 10, 2020

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.

– Arnold Palmer

September 11, 2020

When Americans lend a hand to one another, nothing is impossible. We’re not about what happened on 9/11. We’re about what happened on 9/12.

– Jeff Parness, founder of New York Says Thank You

September 12, 2020

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.

– Nancie J. Carmody

September 13, 2020

Every day you either see a scar or courage. Where you dwell will define your struggle.

– Dodinsky

September 14, 2020

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner.

– Robert Herjavec

September 15, 2020

Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.

– Mignon McLaughlin, THE NEUROTIC'S NOTEBOOK

September 16, 2020

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.

– Jason Love

September 17, 2020

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

– Mason Cooley

September 18, 2020

The purpose of life is not to be happy --- but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all.

– Leo Rosten

September 19, 2020

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

– Herbert Asquith

September 20, 2020

How reluctantly the mind consents to reality!

– Norman Douglas

September 21, 2020

Silent pictures show us how we lived and what our attitudes were. And as an art form, they can be wonderfully entertaining and often inspirational.

– Kevin Brownlow

September 22, 2020

Autumn leaves don't fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar.

– Delia Owens, WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING

September 23, 2020

Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.

– Anatole France

September 24, 2020

If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends --- you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.

– Alice Duer Miller

September 25, 2020

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

– Henny Youngman