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Sophie Hannah is one of the greatest living mystery writers, and her multilayered novels also span the crime and psychological thriller genres. Her most prominent venture has been continuing the classic Hercule Poirot series originally conceived by Agatha Christie.
Hannah’s latest release, with the lengthy and curious title NO ONE WOULD DO WHAT THE LAMBERTS HAVE DONE, is a whopper of a novel unlike anything she has written previously. In addition to a confounding mystery, it is a family saga that delves into the subjects of loyalty, love and retribution. It is told in a gonzo style that is very tongue-in-cheek at times, and it will keep readers guessing and shaking their heads right up until the end.
"Sophie Hannah inserts nice plot twists, including the narrator’s identity, and enough surprises to keep readers from correctly guessing the ending while submitting to the witty and clever conventions that make up this unique tale."
The action opens with an interesting encounter between Detective Connor Chantree and his superior, Large. Chantree presents a huge case file that resembles a book. At its heart is a situation that calls to mind the Hatfields and the McCoys, but here we have the Lamberts and the Gaveys, upper-middle-class British suburban families. The file is called “No One Would Do What the Lamberts Have Done,” and the author is listed simply as “me.”
A policeman shows up at the Lamberts’ door and informs Sally that the Gaveys have filed a complaint, alleging that the Lamberts' dog, Champ, bit their teenage daughter, Tess. Sally abruptly ushers the officer off of her front stoop after swearing that Champ has not been out of her sight and would never do such a thing. Like many pet owners, the Lamberts --- which include Sally's husband, Mark, and their children, Ree and Toby --- regard Champ as a member of the family. They are frightened that the law will take him away and destroy him.
The Gaveys have long been the bane of the Lamberts’ existence. Their feud and mutual dislike are well-known throughout the neighborhood. The Gaveys are a small clan. Tess’ father, Alastair, is the CEO of a telecommunications company, and her mother, Lesley, is a self-proclaimed podcaster. Now, driven by a strong sense of self-preservation, the Lamberts take off with Champ and put their house on the market immediately.
Sally leans on her friend, Corinne Sullivan, an extremely wealthy woman who for some reason cannot hold down a job. She does all she can to protect them and keep Champ safe. Once word gets out on social media that the Lamberts may be hiding out at one of Corinne’s homes, they decide to take Champ to an upscale kennel and wait it out there with him until they can secure a new place to live. Mark is not on board with any of this, and the exchanges between him and his family are priceless.
Along the way, we get a taste of how the differences between the Lamberts and the Gaveys came to be, making for some very soap opera-worthy moments. When they see the social media posts referring to Tess’ “munched-up arm,” things really go off the rails. As the Lamberts see it, you have to be loyal to your people. Nothing else matters. As a result, the lengths to which they will go to protect Champ are both admirable and wildly unpredictable.
Sophie Hannah inserts nice plot twists, including the narrator’s identity, and enough surprises to keep readers from correctly guessing the ending while submitting to the witty and clever conventions that make up this unique tale.
Teaser
You think it will never happen to you. The doorbell. The policeman. The words that turn your world inside out: I'm afraid there's been an incident. For Sally Lambert, those words mean only one thing --- danger. Not just for her family, but for Champ, their loyal and beloved dog. A single accusation, a neighbor's grudge, and suddenly the Lamberts are trapped in a nightmare with no escape. Unless they make one. Most people would never run. Most people would never leave behind everything they know to protect an animal who can't defend himself. But for Sally, Champ is more than a dog --- he's one of her children. And most people aren't the Lamberts. No one has ever done this before. No one has ever gone this far. But the Lamberts have never been quite like any other family.
Promo
You think it will never happen to you. The doorbell. The policeman. The words that turn your world inside out: I'm afraid there's been an incident. For Sally Lambert, those words mean only one thing --- danger. Not just for her family, but for Champ, their loyal and beloved dog. A single accusation, a neighbor's grudge, and suddenly the Lamberts are trapped in a nightmare with no escape. Unless they make one. Most people would never run. Most people would never leave behind everything they know to protect an animal who can't defend himself. But for Sally, Champ is more than a dog --- he's one of her children. And most people aren't the Lamberts. No one has ever done this before. No one has ever gone this far. But the Lamberts have never been quite like any other family.
About the Book
The twistiest murder mystery you are ever likely to read? A story about a family that does the unthinkable?
Both? Or something else altogether?
You think it will never happen to you.
The doorbell. The policeman. The words that turn your world inside out: I'm afraid there's been an incident.
For Sally Lambert, those words mean only one thing --- danger. Not just for her family, but for Champ, their loyal and beloved dog. A single accusation, a neighbor's grudge, and suddenly the Lamberts are trapped in a nightmare with no escape.
Unless they make one.
Most people would never run. Most people would never leave behind everything they know to protect an animal who can't defend himself. But for Sally, Champ is more than a dog --- he's one of her children. And most people aren't the Lamberts.
No one has ever done this before. No one has ever gone this far. But the Lamberts have never been quite like any other family.
New York Times bestselling author Sophie Hannah spins an unexpected tale of suspense in NO ONE WOULD DO WHAT THE LAMBERTS HAVE DONE, an unsettling reflection on how far we'll go for those we love.
Audiobook available; read by Gabrielle Glaister, Joe Thomas and Natalie Husdan
