Megg the witch, Mogg the cat, their friend Owl and Werewolf Jones struggle unsuccessfully with their depression, drug use, sexuality, poverty, lack of ambition and their complex feelings about each other.  Megg and Mogg decide to take a trip to Amsterdam for some quality couple time, although the trip gets off to a rocky start when they forget their antidepressants. They need Owl to come and help them save their relationship. But why does he have a suitcase full of glass dildos? And what will they do when they realize that the housesitting Werewolf Jones has turned their apartment into a “f#@k zone”?