Group: Bad Advice from Good Friends

We love you, but you said it and you can’t deny it. We don’t hold it against you too much. But just so you don’t repeat it to anyone else you care about, a list of

Bad Advice from Good Friends

Don’t miss Graceland!

Wear a snappy hat to the interview.

Everybody parks here.

Order the oysters.

Just tell him the way you really feel.

Take astronomy. It’s easy.

All this house needs is a little TLC.

You don’t have to declare that as income.

Yes, absolutely put your picture on your resume.

Kilts are back in.

A perm would look great on you.

You work hard. Your boss will see that. You don’t need to ask for a raise.

You barely even notice a third baby. It just slips right in.

You have to get a puppy.

It just says Double Black, but you can handle it.

You will love the State Fair.

RVing is the way to go.

You don’t need to stretch beforehand.

That suit is flattering on everyone.

Marry him. He’ll change.