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Bark to the Future: A Chet & Bernie Mystery

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Bark to the Future: A Chet & Bernie Mystery

BARK TO THE FUTURE is the latest doggie mystery featuring the charismatic narrator Chet, a distinctive black Shepherd mix with one white ear, who tells the story as only a canine might. And in the capable paws --- er, hands --- of author Spencer Quinn, we chuckle and nod our heads in amusement as we realize that Chet's narrative is just what our dogs might say if only we could understand them.

Because our narrator is sometimes unreliable (please don't tell Chet I said that), we occasionally miss out on certain details. However, because he has the powerful ability to smell, he divulges information to us that Bernie, his detective partner with a pitiful, poorly designed human nose, is unable to access. We know about the guy with the minty scent and which smell is present in some locations, but Bernie doesn't. Chet also shares with us everything he hears and sees.

"Starting a new Chet and Bernie mystery is like reconnecting with an old friend, a chance to see the world through the eyes of a hugely likable, charming pal."

We love Chet's reasoning, especially when it's very much from a dog's point of view. When hearing someone talk about a cathouse in Nogales, Arizona, he says, "A cathouse --- actually something I'd never seen and had no desire to --- would be kind of small. Otis, even as a kid, could never have squeezed inside. How nice to be following the conversation so well! Was it possible I was...was getting smarter?" We laugh as Chet explains that he can't count past two, and numbers like three can be confusing.

This mystery, as might be deduced from the clever title, takes Bernie back to revisit his high school haunts and acquaintances. Someone he crossed paths with during this time has had a tough life and is panhandling on a freeway ramp when Chet and Bernie first see him. After connecting in a very cursory way, the guy disappears. Bernie feels compelled to find out what happened to him, and along the way, people are getting killed. There are the compulsory inept sheriff's deputies, the desert hikes and a slot canyon flood. Also, we see Bernie's relationship with Weatherly, the cop whose dog has an uncanny resemblance to Chet, develop.

Bernie is Bernie, and in addition to his quirky persona, newcomers to the series will love hearing about the Hawaiian pants scheme, the tin mines, and his son, Charlie. Chet is pure devotion, canine intelligence and humorous sidekick. Starting a new Chet and Bernie mystery is like reconnecting with an old friend, a chance to see the world through the eyes of a hugely likable, charming pal. Dive in and enjoy the adventure. You'll look at your own four-legged friend with new eyes.

Reviewed by Pamela Kramer on August 12, 2022

Bark to the Future: A Chet & Bernie Mystery
by Spencer Quinn

  • Publication Date: June 6, 2023
  • Genres: Fiction, Mystery
  • Paperback: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Forge Books
  • ISBN-10: 1250843294
  • ISBN-13: 9781250843296