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November 17, 2014

Today's Featured Title and Contest November 17, 2014
This Special Newsletter spotlights a book to consider as a holiday gift selection. Read more about it, and enter our Holiday Cheer Contest by Tuesday, November 18th at 11:59am ET for a chance to win one of five copies of THE SOCIAL CLIMBER'S BIBLE: A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile by Dirk Wittenborn and Jazz Johnson, which is now in stores. Please note that each contest is only open for 24 hours, so you will need to act quickly!
Today's Featured Book and Contest: THE SOCIAL CLIMBER'S BIBLE by Dirk Wittenborn and Jazz Johnson
Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all.

Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both "Downton Abbey" and "Gossip Girl" dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?

In the grand tradition of TRUE PREP and THE HIPSTER HANDBOOK, THE SOCIAL CLIMBER'S BIBLE will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer:

  • The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties and funerals
  • Social Climbing as a family
  • How to handle sex, dating, marriage and love
  • Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it
  • How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you

-Click here to read Dirk Wittenborn's bio.
-Click here to read Jazz Johnson's bio.
-Click here to visit the official book website.

Click here to enter the contest by 11:59am ET on Tuesday, November 18th.

Should you encounter any issues with the contest page while entering, please perform a hard refresh of the page by pressing the "Ctrl" and "F5" keys simultaneously.

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