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October 15, 2015

20SomethingReads.com Newsletter October 15, 2015
Things That Keep Us Up at Night
Teenreads.com Thrills and Chills 2015, Feature + Contest
Bookshelf: Celebrity Books
Reviews
Young Adult Reviews
Things That Keep Us Up at Night

Before its latest rebrand as Pumpkin Spice Month™, October was all Halloween, all the time. As little tykes, we were invested in scaring ourselves sh*tless at local haunted houses. As the leaves start to fall, we have one thing on our minds: fear. It’s everywhere, from your local haunted house to the trailers for horror movies that come on late at night when your lights are already out. While some may think these “fears” are childish, they’ve carried on throughout the years. We often choose to suppress them --- in lieu of everyday fears like paying bills and accidentally reading movie spoilers --- but they haven’t gone away. What better month to celebrate them than October? There isn’t one.

There are so many fun ways to scare yourself, but the first one we loved was reading scary stories. Who didn’t spend hours as a kid (or a semi-adult) reading terrifying tales under the “safety” of our blankets? We may pretend we’re harder to scare now, but who are we kidding? We still sometimes turn on EVERY SINGLE LIGHT in our apartment when spooky things get too real. So in honor of Shocktober, we’re going to take a stroll (or a run) down a haunted memory lane, and listing the bone-chilling books and stories that made us jump in the night.

The Goosebumps series: How can we not lead with the legendary R.L. Stine’s bloodcurdling series? NIGHT OF THE LIVING DUMMY stands out as a terrifying favorite...the cover alone makes us almost hurl our pumpkin spice lattes.

Anything by Christopher Pike: Let’s face it; we came for the thrills and stayed for the PG-13 sex. But real talk: Pike kept us under the covers in more ways than one. Personally, we loved THE SEASON OF PASSAGE because it threw some creepy sci-fi into the mix. RIP to those classic neon covers, though...the new ones don’t quite have that same grown-up thrill.

SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK: Alvin Schwartz sounds like he might be our dad, but he compiled stories that have been scaring kids for generations. Not to mention Brett Helquist’s disturbing illustrations, which we can still picture on particularly dark nights.

“The Lottery”: Not quite a horror story, but horrifying nonetheless. We may not have understood just how scary Shirley Jackson’s short story was when we read it all those years ago, but the climax of this tale of conformity gone horribly, horribly wrong was always shocking. The older we get, the scarier “The Lottery” gets.

The Fear Street Saga: You’re never too old for Goosebumps, but there comes a time when you’ve read the whole series and you need to get your next fear fix. Enter The Fear Street Saga, which we read as pre-teens. Let’s just say those books were scarier than telling your crush you liked him/her.

MY TEACHER IS AN ALIEN: Bruce Coville’s four-part sci-fi series spoke to our deepest fear: That a person you trust is not really who he says he is. And who among us didn’t question whether our own teachers were really of this world? Mrs. Katz, I’m still not convinced.

THE WITCHES: Roald Dahl = our childhoods, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t shamelessly terrify us every once in a while. All his books had an element of the grotesque, but THE WITCHES took it to the next level. When all those witches took off their wigs and revealed their ugly bald heads? Hair-raisingly scary.

“The Man in the Black Suit”: Stephen King has been called a lot of things, but the “King of Horror” is the most fitting, tbh. There are whole Reddit threads devoted to debating his most terrifying tale, but we stand by “The Man in the Black Suit” as his bonkers best. An old man recounts the time, as a kid, he came face to face with pure evil...and has been haunted by it ever since. Creepy story, bro.

So this October, grab a loved one (when they’re least expecting it) and reminisce about the stories and objects that scared you most. And just remember, ghosts and ghouls may not be the scariest things out there. As Edgar Allan Poe used to say, “What do you feed that thing? #proud daddy :)”

Here are some new books that are scaring us.

In GHOSTLY: A Collection of Ghost Stories, Audrey Niffenegger reveals the evolution of the ghost story genre with tales going back to the 18th century and into the modern era, ranging across styles from Gothic Horror to Victorian, with a particular bent toward stories about haunting. Every story is introduced by Niffenegger with some words on its background and why she chose to include it.

George R. R. Martin’s latest takes place nearly a century before the events of "Game of Thrones." A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS compiles the first three official prequel novellas to his ongoing masterwork, A Song of Ice and Fire. These never-before-collected adventures recount an age when the Targaryen line still holds the Iron Throne, and the memory of the last dragon has not yet passed from living consciousness. The scariest part is that he’s not devoting every second to getting us THE WINDS OF WINTER.

In FURIOUSLY HAPPY, Jenny Lawson explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. But terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. This is a book about embracing everything that makes us who we are --- the beautiful and the flawed --- and then using it to find joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. Remember what we said about those everyday fears? Lawson captures them brilliantly.

In our latest blog piece “Alternative Press Expo 2015: There’s No Place Like Home,” Doré Ripley talks about attending the Alternative Press Expo (APE), which showcases independent artists, creators and publishers. The event took place two weeks ago in San Jose, California. Click here for the full write-up. We'll have our New York Comic Con report soon.

Four little books we are loving right now are Dan Zevin’s hilariously updated take on the Little Miss and Mr. Me Me Me series. The books are about MR. SELFIE, MR. HUMBLEBRAG, LITTLE MISS OVERSHARE and LITTLE MISS BASIC...sound familiar? It's SCARY how on point they are! These books will appeal to millennials and the people who laugh at them, and are perfecto as stocking stuffers (if that’s what you’re into).

5 Things We’re Obsessed With at This Very Moment, in no particular order:
1. Movies starring handsome men. We're looking at you, Fassbender.
2. Whether or not to do Halloween this year? To be or not to be sexy #Pizza Rat, that is the question.
3. What the DJ spins: The "Empire" soundtrack. Available on Spotify here.
4. $19.99 for some fall foliage.
5. Beef stew

Nicole Sherman (Nicole@bookreporter.com) + Emily Hoenig (Emily@bookreporter.com)

 

Teenreads.com Thrills and Chills 2015, Feature + Contest

Teenreads.com is celebrating the season of ghouls and ghosts with its second annual feature, Thrills and Chills! Between now and Monday, November 2nd at noon ET, teens can enter to win a bag perfect for trick-or-treating, filled with a few special sweet treats and some spooky reads that will help make the scariest season of them all last well beyond Halloween.

This year's featured titles include:

Click here to enter by Monday, November 2nd at noon ET!

 

Bookshelf: Celebrity Books

If there's one thing in the world we can all agree on, it's that we all love a celebrity or two. Whether it be a favorite musician, a critically-acclaimed actor or actress, or a long-standing political activist, there's at least someone in the celebrity sphere who tickles our fancy. There really is no one season to celebrate celebrities, except maybe the annual award show season. But if you love entertainment culture like we do, celebrity love is everlasting. Husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, flings and lovers may come and go, but fans' love for favorite celebrities is everlasting. Conscious uncoupling ain't got nothing on us.

So, in the spirit of timeless pop culture favoritism, we have a roundup of the fall and winter's greatest celebrity books, many memoirs and some casual musings on how to live the good life. Billy Idol, Timbaland, Jewel and Elvis Costello show us inside their musical worlds. Patti Smith returns to the written word with M TRAIN, the second book following her New York Times bestseller JUST KIDS, which gave everyone a dose of the too-cool-for-school Patti we've now all come to admire and idolize. The blush-inducing Michael Strahan of "Live! with Kelly and Michael," Shonda Rhimes (creator and executive producer of "Grey's Anatomy"), Whoopi Goldberg of all of the amazing Whoopi Goldberg movies...and "The View," and Lea Michele, star of "Glee" and "Scream Queens," give us tips on life, love and the pursuit of happiness. Fashion icons Grace Jones and Donna Karan walk us through their incredible accomplishments with a big dose of heart and an even bigger dose of panache. G. Steinem makes a return with MY LIFE ON THE ROAD, and we have two Reynolds stars in the mix. Lastly, we must not forget beloved Mindy Kaling, who's giving Tina Fey's BOSSYPANTS a run for its money.

Point is: There's always a way to get closer to those celebrities that we love most dearly, and we have 20 ways to do it here.

 

Reviews

AFTER THE PARADE by Lori Ostlund (Fiction)
After 20 years under the Pygmalion-like direction of his older partner Walter, Aaron Englund at last decides it is time to stop letting life happen to him and to take control of his own fate. But soon after establishing himself in San Francisco, Aaron sees that real freedom will not come until he has made peace with his memories of Morton, Minnesota: a cramped town whose 400 souls form a constellation of Aaron’s childhood heartbreaks and hopes. Reviewed by Norah Piehl.

AFTER YOU by Jojo Moyes (Romance)
After the transformative six months spent with Will Traynor, Louisa Clark is struggling without him. When an extraordinary accident forces Lou to return home to her family, she can’t help but feel she’s right back where she started. Thanks to the members of the Moving On support group, Lou meets strong, capable Sam Fielding, a paramedic whose business is life and death, and the one man who might be able to understand her. Then a figure from Will’s past appears and hijacks all her plans, propelling her into a very different future. Reviewed by Katherine B. Weissman.

BLOOD RED: Mundy's Landing Book One by Wendy Corsi Staub (Thriller)
Nestled in New York's Hudson Valley, Mundy's Landing is famous for its picturesque setting --- and for a century-old string of gruesome unsolved murders. Rowan returned to her hometown years ago, fleeing a momentary mistake that could have destroyed her family. Life is good here until an anonymous gift brings Rowan's fears to life again. The town's violent history was just the beginning. Soon everyone in Mundy's Landing will know that the past cannot be forgotten or forgiven --- not until every sin has been paid for, in blood. Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub.

THE DEAD STUDENT by John Katzenbach (Psychological Thriller)
Timothy Warner, a PhD student who goes by the nickname “Moth,” discovers his uncle lying in a pool of blood. The police pronounce the death a suicide, but Moth refuses to believe that his uncle would take his own life. Devastated and confused, he calls on the only person he thinks he can trust: his ex-girlfriend, Andrea Martine. Each battling their inner demons, Moth and Andy travel into dark, unfamiliar territory, intent on finding out the truth about Ed’s death and circling ever closer to a devious mind that will flinch at nothing to achieve his own goal of revenge. Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub.

FURIOUSLY HAPPY: A Funny Book About Horrible Things by Jenny Lawson (Memoir/Humor)
In FURIOUSLY HAPPY, Jenny Lawson explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. But terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. This is a book about embracing everything that makes us who we are --- the beautiful and the flawed --- and then using it to find joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. Reviewed by Norah Piehl.

THE GAP OF TIME by Jeanette Winterson (Fiction)
In THE GAP OF TIME, Jeanette Winterson’s cover version of THE WINTER’S TALE (one of Shakespeare’s “late plays”), we move from London, a city reeling after the 2008 financial crisis, to a storm-ravaged American city called New Bohemia. Her story is one of childhood friendship, money, status, technology and the elliptical nature of time; of the consuming power of jealousy on the one hand, and redemption and the enduring love of a lost child on the other. Reviewed by Norah Piehl.

GHOSTLY: A Collection of Ghost Stories introduced and illustrated by Audrey Niffenegger (Horror/Short Stories)
From Edgar Allan Poe to Kelly Link, M.R. James to Neil Gaiman, H. H. Munro to Audrey Niffenegger herself, GHOSTLY reveals the evolution of the ghost story genre with tales going back to the 18th century and into the modern era, ranging across styles from Gothic Horror to Victorian, with a particular bent toward stories about haunting. Every story is introduced by Niffenegger with some words on its background and why she chose to include it. Reviewed by Ray Palen.

GIRL IN THE WOODS: A Memoir by Aspen Matis (Memoir)
On her second night of college, Aspen Matis was raped by a fellow student. Dealing with a problem that has sadly become all too common on college campuses around the country, she stumbled through her first semester --- a challenging time made even harder by the coldness of her college's "conflict mediation" process. Her desperation growing, she made a bold decision: She would seek healing in the freedom of the wild, on the 2,650-mile Pacific Crest Trail leading from Mexico to Canada. Reviewed by Norah Piehl.

GOLD FAME CITRUS by Claire Vaye Watkins (Fiction)
Unrelenting drought has transfigured Southern California into a surreal, phantasmagoric landscape. With the Central Valley barren, underground aquifer drained, and Sierra snowpack entirely depleted, most “Mojavs,” prevented by both armed vigilantes and an indifferent bureaucracy from freely crossing borders to lusher regions, have allowed themselves to be evacuated to internment camps. In Los Angeles’s Laurel Canyon, two young Mojavs squat in a starlet’s abandoned mansion. But when they cross paths with a mysterious child, the thirst for a better future begins. Reviewed by Sarah Rachel Egelman.

THE HEART GOES LAST by Margaret Atwood (Dystopian/Science Fiction)
Stan and Charmaine are a married couple trying to stay afloat in the midst of an economic and social collapse. The Positron Project in the town of Consilience seems to be the answer to their prayers. No one is unemployed, and everyone gets a comfortable house to live in…for six months out of the year. On alternating months, residents must leave their homes and function as inmates in the Positron prison system. But when Charmaine becomes romantically involved with the man who lives in their house during the months when she and Stan are in the prison, a series of troubling events unfolds, putting Stan's life in danger. Reviewed by Pauline Finch.

THE KILLING LESSONS by Saul Black (Thriller)
When the two strangers turn up at Rowena Cooper's isolated farmhouse, she knows instantly that it's the end of everything. For the two haunted and driven men, it's just another stop on a long and bloody journey. For San Francisco homicide detective Valerie Hart, their trail of victims has brought her from obsession to the edge of physical and psychological destruction. But the murders at the Cooper farmhouse didn't quite go according to plan. There was a survivor, Rowena's 10-year-old daughter, who now holds the key to the killings. Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub.

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS written by George R. R. Martin, illustrations by Gary Gianni (Fantasy/Adventure)
Taking place nearly a century before the events of "Game of Thrones," A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS compiles the first three official prequel novellas to George R. R. Martin’s ongoing masterwork, A Song of Ice and Fire. These never-before-collected adventures recount an age when the Targaryen line still holds the Iron Throne, and the memory of the last dragon has not yet passed from living consciousness. Reviewed by Sarah Rachel Egelman.

A LINE OF BLOOD by Ben McPherson (Mystery/Thriller)
For Alex Mercer, his wife, Millicent, and their precocious 11-year-old son, Max, are everything. But when he and Max find their enigmatic next-door neighbor dead in his apartment, their lives are suddenly and irrevocably changed. The police begin an extremely methodical investigation, and Alex becomes increasingly impatient for them to finish. After all, it was so clearly a suicide. As new information is uncovered, troubling questions arise --- questions that begin to throw suspicion on Alex, Millicent and even Max. It seems each of them has secrets. And each has something to hide. Reviewed by Sarah Rachel Egelman.

MOTHERS, TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS: Stories by Bonnie Jo Campbell (Fiction/Short Stories)
Bonnie Jo Campbell is a keen observer of life and trouble in rural America, and her working-class protagonists can be at once vulnerable, wise, cruel and funny. The strong but flawed women of MOTHERS, TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS must negotiate a sexually charged atmosphere as they love, honor and betray one another against the backdrop of all the men in their world. Such richly fraught mother-daughter relationships can be lifelines, anchors, or they can sink a woman like a stone. Reviewed by Megan Elliott.

THE MURDER HOUSE by James Patterson and David Ellis (Thriller)
No. 7 Ocean Drive is a gorgeous, multi-million-dollar beachfront estate in the Hamptons. But its beautiful gothic exterior hides a horrific past: it was the scene of a series of depraved killings that have never been solved. Neglected, empty and rumored to be cursed, it's known as the Murder House, and locals keep their distance. When a Hollywood power broker and his mistress are found dead there, the gruesome crime scene rivals anything Detective Jenna Murphy experienced as a New York City cop. Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub.

PRETTY GIRLS by Karin Slaughter (Psychological Thriller)
More than 20 years ago, Claire and Lydia’s teenaged sister, Julia, vanished without a trace. The two women have not spoken since, and now their lives could not be more different. But neither has recovered from the horror and heartbreak of their shared loss --- a devastating wound that's cruelly ripped open when Claire's husband is killed. The surviving sisters look to the past to find the truth, unearthing the secrets that destroyed their family all those years ago…and uncovering the possibility of redemption, and revenge, where they least expect it. Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub.

THE SCAM: A Fox and O'Hare Novel by Janet Evanovich and Lee Goldberg (Mystery/Thriller)
Evan Trace is running a money-laundering operation through his casino in Macau. Some of his best customers are mobsters, dictators and global terrorists. Nicolas Fox and Kate O’Hare will have to go deep undercover as high-stakes gamblers, wagering millions of dollars --- and their lives --- in an attempt to topple Trace’s empire. Their only backup: a self-absorbed actor, a Somali pirate, and Kate’s father, an ex-soldier who believes a rocket launcher is the best way to solve every problem. What could possibly go wrong? Reviewed by Roz Shea.

SHADOW PLAY: An Eve Duncan Novel by Iris Johansen (Thriller)
When a sheriff in California contacts Eve Duncan with a request for help on the reconstruction of the skull of a girl whose body has been buried for eight years, his fierce investment in the case puzzles her. But when Eve finds herself experiencing an unusual connection with the girl she calls Jenny, she becomes entangled in the case more intensely than she ever could have imagined. Not since her daughter Bonnie has Eve had such an experience, and suddenly she finds herself determined to solve the murder and bring closure to the crime. Reviewed by Judy Gigstad.

THE SLAUGHTER MAN by Tony Parsons (Thriller)
On New Year's Day, a wealthy family is found slaughtered inside their exclusive gated community, their youngest child stolen away. The murder weapon leads homicide detective Max Wolfe to a dusty corner of Scotland Yard's Black Museum devoted to a mass murderer who, 30 years ago, was known as The Slaughter Man. But The Slaughter Man has done his time and is now old and dying. Is he really back in the killing game? And was the slaughter of a happy family a mindless killing spree, or a grotesque homage by a copycat killer, or a contract hit designed to frame a dying man? Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub.

A SONG OF SHADOWS: A Charlie Parker Thriller by John Connolly (Thriller)
Still recovering from his life-threatening wounds, private detective Charlie Parker has retreated to the small Maine town of Boreas to regain his strength. There he befriends a widow named Ruth Winter and her young daughter, Amanda. But Ruth has her secrets. Old atrocities are about to be unearthed, and old sinners will kill to hide their sins. Now Parker is about to risk his life to defend a woman he barely knows, one who fears him almost as much as she fears those who are coming for her. Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub.

TWO YEARS EIGHT MONTHS AND TWENTY-EIGHT NIGHTS by Salman Rushdie (Fiction/Magical Realism)
Once upon a time, in a world just like ours, there came “the time of the strangenesses.” A simple gardener began to levitate, and a powerful djinn raised an army composed entirely of her semi-magical great-great-great-grandchildren. A baby was born with the ability to see corruption in the faces of others. The ghosts of two philosophers, long dead, began arguing once more. And a battle for the kingdom of Fairyland was waged throughout our world for 1,001 nights --- or, to be more precise, for two years, eight months and 28 nights. Reviewed by Rebecca Munro.

YOU ARE DEAD by Peter James (Mystery)
Two events --- the disappearance of Logan Somerville and the death of a young woman years before --- seem totally unconnected to Detective Superintendent Roy Grace and his Major Crime Team. But then another young woman in Brighton goes missing and another body from the past surfaces. At the same time, a strange man visits an eminent London psychiatrist, claiming to have a piece of information on the missing woman, Logan, that turns out to be wrong --- or so it seems. It is only later that Roy Grace makes the chilling realization that this one thing is the key to both the past and the present. Reviewed by Joe Hartlaub.

 

 

Young Adult Reviews
A THOUSAND NIGHTS by E.K. Johnston (Youth Fiction, Fantasy, Retelling)
Lo-Melkhiin killed 300 girls before he came to my village, looking for a wife. Desperate to save her sister from certain death, she makes the ultimate sacrifice --- leaving home and family behind to live with a fearful man. But it seems that a strange magic flows between her and Lo-Melkhiin, and night after night, she survives. Finding power in storytelling, the words she speaks are given strange life of their own. Little things, at first: a dress from home, a vision of her sister. But she dreams of bigger, more terrible magic: power enough to save a king...if only she can stop her heart from falling for a monster. Reviewed by Jeanna Michel.

 

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